The twelve days of rover christmas
 

THE TWELVE DAYS OF ROVER CHRISTMAS

On the First day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
a Leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Second day of Christmas my Rover Gave to me
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Third day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Fourth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Fifth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Sixth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Seventh day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Eighth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Ninth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
An Airbag warning light
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.


On the Tenth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Failed in tank pump
An Airbag warning light
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Worn out master Cylinder
A Failed in tank pump
An Airbag warning light
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

On the Twelvth day of Christmas my Rover gave to me
A Broken parking sensor
A Worn out master Cylinder
A Failed in tank pump
An Airbag warning light
A Broken bonnet catch
A Faulty IPK
A Broken Autochanger
Head Gasket Failure
A blown headlight bulb
A warped Cam Pulley
A Broken door handle
and a leak in the passenger footwell.

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Thread moved to appropriate forum. Re-direct left in old. But not closed.... yet....:icon_rolleyes::Holly2:

Why the hell have you moved this thread?

Anyone there.......

Oi......

I asked a question. .......

The 12 Days Of Rover Christmas
 

Apparently my thread has been moved to humour corner.

Can someone please look at it (if you can find it (the corner not your sense of humour (I'm sure you all have one of those))) as I have asked a question.

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HAHAHAHAHA!! Nice one matey!

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On the thirteenth day of Christmas, a Moderator gave to me...

No reason why the thread was moved,
...etc...

I will take a look

Pmsl it is good:icon_lol: