In the Dog House
 

Went to the local pub to meet a few like minded mates who own classic cars last night and Keith comes in looking very forlorn.
"What's up Keith you look a bit down"
"Oh its the wife can't do anything right, This morning she was a bit amorous and wantsd a bit of the other but the old man wasn't working to well. She said go to the chemists today and get some of those tablets that will make you want too. Got back home showed her what I had got and she went ballistic. Seems sliming tablets weren't what she meant".