Making the Xmas cake.
Christmas Cake
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1tsp of baking powder 1cup of sugar 1tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs lots of nuts 1 large bottle of vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Method: 1. Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink. 2. Repeat 3. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl 4. Add1 tsp of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure vodka is shtill ok 5. Try another cup…. just in case. Turn off the mixerer 6. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit 7. Pick fruit off the floor 8. Mix on the turner 9. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose wit a drewscriver 10. Sample the vodka for tonsisticity 11. Next sift 2 cups osalt. Or something, who giveshz a toss. 12. Check the vodka 13. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts 14. Add one table 15. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink, whatever you can find 16. Greash the oven and wee in the fridge 17. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over 18. Don't forget to beat off the turnerer 19. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka 20. Fall into bed CHERRY MISTMAS! *** cleaned up to avoid the swear filter. |
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