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River Clyde Connie 24th June 2011 00:05

Jamie and the Magic Torch also had an adult theme. But for top of the hidden connotations in cartoons you can't beat Penfold and Danger Mouse.

Freebyrd 24th June 2011 10:38

Quiz Time Again
 
IT'S QUIZ TIME AGAIN: The 1960's (except one) Were you around in the '60's?

1. In which year was the first Glastonbury Festival held

2. What was cut-out figures of Mahatma Gandhi, Adolf Hitler and Jesus Christ removed from before it went on sale on Thursday 1 June 1967

3. What do the following No. 1 Records have in common
1960 Cliff Richard & The Shadows I Love You
1961 Danny Williams Moon River
1962 Elvis Presley Return To Sender
1963 The Beatles I Want To Hold Your Hand
1964 The Beatles I Feel Fine
1965 The Beatles Day Tripper / We Can Work It Out
1966 Tom Jones The Green Grass Of Home
1967 The Beatles Hello Goodbye
1968 The Scaffold Lily The Pink
1969 Rolf Harris Two Little Boys

4. Name the only artist to achieve a top ten singles hit in every year between1960 and 1969

5. Between, Emile Ford and The Checkmates with ' What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For ' and Rolf Harris with ' Two Little Boys ' , what happened

6. What do the following three songs have in common
Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus) - Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg - 1969
They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaaa - Napoleon XIV - 1966I Can't Control Myself - The Troggs - 1966


7. "She's one of the worst singers I've heard" : Who was he talking about: (Cavern DJ Bob Wooler offering his comment to John Lennon and Brian Epstein, watching one of her early Cavern performances)

8. Only one group reached No. 1 in the singles charts during the 1960’s with their first three releases, Who were they

9. What took place between August 15 and August 18 1969 at Max Yasgur’s Farm in Upstate New York (500,000 allegedly attended)

10. How many No. 1 Singles did The Who record in the 1960’s

Leyland Worldmaster 24th June 2011 11:21

as its a big bar....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 748178)
Hello everybody and welcome to the Brand new all singing all dancing BANTER thread.
Everyone is welcome in here to have a laugh , tell jokes [clean of course],and generally mess around :D.
Please if you post piccies make them humourous and not too near the bone .

Here's hoping the thread can run as long as the old HIJACKERS HIJACK thread ran and just to let you know that i will be abandoning that thread and posting in here in future .

GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY old and new .:D

Can I be the bar cat? That way I get fed lots of food, and stuff! I'm very well behaved!:D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 11:41

I didnt know there was going to be a test today or i would have revised

greendriver 24th June 2011 11:51

the answer to no.7 is cilla black, or if it isn't it should be

Freebyrd 24th June 2011 11:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by greendriver (Post 748991)
the answer to no.7 is cilla black, or if it isn't it should be

Yes it's Cilla (he wasn't far wrong)

FLYER 24th June 2011 12:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 748979)
Can I be the bar cat? That way I get fed lots of food, and stuff! I'm very well behaved!:D

if you promise to shake the litter off your paws after youv'e been in your tray , it gets in the beer.:D

allegroman 24th June 2011 12:19

1:1970?

2: Sgt Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band?

4: Elvis?

9: Woodstock

Wasn't around then, so that's my excuse for not knowing more...

Freebyrd 24th June 2011 12:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by allegroman (Post 749013)
1:1970?

2: Sgt Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band?

4: Elvis?

9: Woodstock

Wasn't around then, so that's my excuse for not knowing more...

1, 2 & 9 Spot on:D But 4. No not Elvis

scouseeric 24th June 2011 12:30

5.. race to put man on the moon?
6...banned by bbc
8...Gerry n the pacemakers

Eric

damienp 24th June 2011 12:37

3. They're all **** :getmecoat:

Freebyrd 24th June 2011 12:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749020)
3. They're all **** :getmecoat:

Maybe, but not the correct answer

Freebyrd 24th June 2011 12:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by scouseeric (Post 749017)
5.. race to put man on the moon?
6...banned by bbc
8...Gerry n the pacemakers

Eric

6 & 8 correct, but 5 no, it's a bit more general than that, but race to the moon was part of it

scouseeric 24th June 2011 12:41

Anyone lost their parrot?
 
Just found a parrot in my garden, its exhausted, its flew quite some distanc e i reckon. All's it can say, in a very strong Scottish accent, is 'hello, you ugly ******':D:D:D

River Clyde Connie 24th June 2011 12:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by scouseeric (Post 749026)
Just found a parrot in my garden, its exhausted, its flew quite some distanc e i reckon. All's it can say, in a very strong Scottish accent, is 'hello, you ugly ******':D:D:D

I think my Mrs must be from Liverpool, she heard me laughing there and said "calm down, calm down!!" :D:D

scouseeric 24th June 2011 12:49

BTW Brian, that joke was nothing to do with your user name! :):)

the old ones are the best eh! RCC:D

Eric......the hub cap king!

James.uk 24th June 2011 12:54

Not the infamous poorly parrot of TV fame is it? lol... :D :D :D
.................................................. ...

Freebyrd 24th June 2011 13:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by James.uk (Post 749036)
Not the infamous poorly parrot of TV fame is it? lol... :D :D :D
.................................................. ...

A Norwegian Blue I remember, and deceased aswell:p::p:

scouseeric 24th June 2011 13:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by James.uk (Post 749036)
Not the infamous poorly parrot of TV fame is it? lol... :D :D :D
.................................................. ...

Comedy...now your talking James! pity the parrot wasn't. Classic that sketch, thanks for reminding me.:D:D

scouseeric 24th June 2011 13:17

talking of of dead stuffed creatures, my mate's put an old stuffed labrador on ebay, don't think it'll fetch much!:D:D

Eric

River Clyde Connie 24th June 2011 13:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by scouseeric (Post 749049)
talking of of dead stuffed creatures, my mate's put an old stuffed labrador on ebay, don't think it'll fetch much!:D:D

Eric

Oh Yes!! :D:D:D

Freebyrd 24th June 2011 13:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by scouseeric (Post 749049)
talking of of dead stuffed creatures, my mate's put an old stuffed labrador on ebay, don't think it'll fetch much!:D:D

Eric

Yes the old 'dog-eared' ones are the best:p: 'My dog has no nose' How does it smell?....................

FLYER 24th June 2011 13:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by scouseeric (Post 749026)
Just found a parrot in my garden, its exhausted, its flew quite some distanc e i reckon. All's it can say, in a very strong Scottish accent, is 'hello, you ugly ******':D:D:D

arf arf arf .:D

FLYER 24th June 2011 13:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebyrd (Post 749041)
A Norwegian Blue I remember, and deceased aswell:p::p:

you can still buy the type of rainmac cleese was wearing and still look as daft.
;)

Freebyrd 24th June 2011 13:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749059)
you can still buy the type of rainmac cleese was wearing and still look as daft.
;)

Now that's an idea George, a Monty Python Night for next meet at S. Queensferry. We can always grab a seagull and paint it blue:confused:

Leyland Worldmaster 24th June 2011 13:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749005)
if you promise to shake the litter off your paws after youv'e been in your tray , it gets in the beer.:D

Wow! I'll get a litter tray! I'm in...:D

damienp 24th June 2011 16:09

My .org subscription runs out tomorrow. Decisions decisions.....:getmecoat:

trikey 24th June 2011 17:10

Hello all, seems to be a lot of recognisable names here on this new thread :D

FLYER 24th June 2011 17:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749140)
My .org subscription runs out tomorrow. Decisions decisions.....:getmecoat:

No contest , no brainer , no other result , no point in thinking about it .;)

FLYER 24th June 2011 17:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by trikey (Post 749181)
Hello all, seems to be a lot of recognisable names here on this new thread :D

Yes and some very welcome new faces .:D

James.uk 24th June 2011 17:58

Sooo ... And now a techie question--- What does "snow mode" actually do to the gears????

Does it simply bypass first gear?..

*brought this here coz i dont mind spam on my techie questions*.. lmho..:D :D:D
...

FLYER 24th June 2011 18:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by James.uk (Post 749202)
Sooo ... And now a techie question--- What does "snow mode" actually do to the gears????

Does it simply bypass first gear?..

*brought this here coz i dont mind spam on my techie questions*.. lmho..:D :D:D
...

Dunno SIR JAMES but i have it and the car does go better in snow than without it .:shrug::confused::D

damienp 24th June 2011 19:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by James.uk (Post 749202)
Sooo ... And now a techie question--- What does "snow mode" actually do to the gears????

Does it simply bypass first gear?..

*brought this here coz i dont mind spam on my techie questions*.. lmho..:D :D:D
...

I dont know what it does to the gears, but it means you'll be going slower, therefore throwing out less black smoke............ innit :getmecoat::D

FLYER 24th June 2011 20:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749240)
i dont know what it does to the gears, but it means you'll be going slower, therefore throwing out less black smoke............ Innit :getmecoat::d

s.o.b ;):d:d:d

damienp 24th June 2011 20:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749320)
s.o.b ;):d:d:d

It's one of my all new anti-weasel ones :p::p:;)

FLYER 24th June 2011 20:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749327)
It's one of my all new anti-weasel ones :p::p:;)

Tell you what , from one of your other posts it appears MO's picasso is now no oil painting :drool4::D:getmecoat:

Leyland Worldmaster 24th June 2011 20:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749327)
It's one of my all new anti-weasel ones :p::p:;)

I haven't got a problem with diesels, some of my best friends have got them. :D..... Innit....:D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 20:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by James.uk (Post 749202)
Sooo ... And now a techie question--- What does "snow mode" actually do to the gears????

Does it simply bypass first gear?..

*brought this here coz i dont mind spam on my techie questions*.. lmho..:D :D:D
...

Makes the car drive better in the snow innit

damienp 24th June 2011 20:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 749332)
I haven't got a problem with diesels, some of my best friends have got them. :D..... Innit....:D

Good one :clap:

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749330)
Tell you what , from one of your other posts it appears MO's picasso is now no oil painting :drool4::D:getmecoat:

Oh, thanks for reminding me.
Guess what.... I was sat here reading this old tinternet, and about an hour ago she rang me up from work. She said..... "Have i left my glasses anywhere in the house?" And i said... "No, you left them at work last night..... remember?:mad::mad::mad:"

FLYER 24th June 2011 20:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749340)
Makes the car drive better in the snow innit

yeah when your innit :D

damienp 24th June 2011 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749347)
yeah when your innit :D

eeeeeeeeeeeeeek
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

thats shockin flyer

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 20:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749347)
yeah when your innit :D

Dont worry lads if theres any technical questions i shall answer them just keep plying me with beer

damienp 24th June 2011 20:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749353)
Dont worry lads if theres any technical questions i shall answer them just keep plying me with beer

Hows the gaffer rob?

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 20:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749358)
Hows the gaffer rob?

Was supposed to go for the MRI today but she slept through to 11 today and just seems to worn out to be messed around with so i called and asked them to rescedule, it might be just the drugs wearing off from wednesday as she had a lot of injected diazamol to sedate her but she looks very tired and lifeless

FLYER 24th June 2011 20:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749362)
Was supposed to go for the MRI today but she slept through to 11 today and just seems to worn out to be messed around with so i called and asked them to rescedule, it might be just the drugs wearing off from wednesday as she had a lot of injected diazamol to sedate her but she looks very tired and lifeless

Best wishes to her for a good recovery ROB .

damienp 24th June 2011 20:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749373)
Best wishes to her for a good recovery ROB .

+1 for sure :)

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 20:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749373)
Best wishes to her for a good recovery ROB .

Sad truth is there is no recovery, they have not give us much longer.

anyway thats killed the party!

:getmecoat:

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 20:58

anyway anyone with any technical questions im feeling helpful as long you you keep me in alcohol
















Disclaimer, i no nothing

damienp 24th June 2011 21:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749384)
Disclaimer, i no nothing

You do realise your not on your own now dontya ;)

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 21:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749388)
You do realise your not on your own now dontya ;)

Just thought id stick that in just incase anyone took me serious with an answer

only if you tell someone to stick sugar in the petrol tank if they want it running sweet it could cause problems

damienp 24th June 2011 21:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749391)
Just thought id stick that in just incase anyone took me serious with an answer

only if you tell someone to stick sugar in the petrol tank if they want it running sweet it could cause problems

flyer knows all about that from what i remember:(

FLYER 24th June 2011 21:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749392)
flyer knows all about that from what i remember:(

Correct , my 2nd wife put sugar in the tank of my pug 406 the cow :D

damienp 24th June 2011 21:20

I see that andy murray did his bit for BRITAIN :getmecoat:

damienp 24th June 2011 21:26

Whats the story with the exhaust rob - did you get the cat issue sorted?

rotrex 24th June 2011 21:41

evening guys/gals. just here to say how is everybody. well I hope :shrug::D

damienp 24th June 2011 21:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotrex (Post 749422)
evening guys/gals. just here to say how is everybody. well I hope :shrug::D

ok this end... chuckin' it down though. cheers.

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 21:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749406)
Whats the story with the exhaust rob - did you get the cat issue sorted?

Yeah got a guy to do a stainless incorporating the orginal cat, thats now that all remains of the old system

Jay 24th June 2011 21:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749391)
Just thought id stick that in just incase anyone took me serious with an answer

only if you tell someone to stick sugar in the petrol tank if they want it running sweet it could cause problems

Pm me if you need to Rob. Sorry to hear of your situation. had dealings with social services in Adult Services;)

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 21:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749426)
ok this end... chuckin' it down though. cheers.

yep cats and dogs here too

FLYER 24th June 2011 21:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749426)
ok this end... chuckin' it down though. cheers.

nice night here , i cut my lawn earlier .:D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 21:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749436)
nice night here , i cut my lawn earlier .:D

Well its only fair the scots get one good night of weather a year :D

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749440)
Well its only fair the scots get one good night of weather a year :D

grrrrrrrrrr. eeeeeeeek :D;)

damienp 24th June 2011 22:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749436)
nice night here , i cut my lawn earlier .:D

No chance here, mind you, Gave the bush a good old trim last week :getmecoat:

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749459)
No chance here, mind you, Gave the bush a good old trim last week :getmecoat:

I refer the honourable MEMBER to my GARDENERS WORLD thread :D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 22:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749459)
No chance here, mind you, Gave the bush a good old trim last week :getmecoat:

I likes to see a nice trimmed bush cant stand an untidy garden

damienp 24th June 2011 22:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749474)
I refer the honourable MEMBER to my GARDENERS WORLD thread :D

You see, im that sociable i dont even know what conversation i should be in :D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 22:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749478)
You see, im that sociable i dont even know what conversation i should be in :D

I talk to anyone me, saves being called ignorant

damienp 24th June 2011 22:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749476)
I likes to see a nice trimmed bush cant stand an untidy garden

And how do we keep poppies in ship shape and bristol fashion? :shrug:

Jay 24th June 2011 22:28

Theres a bush under my spacious flat, that keeps ejecting various leaves and pollen over my car. Cut it back in the heat of the moment with a hatchet. Going dig it out soon.;)

damienp 24th June 2011 22:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749482)
I talk to anyone me, saves being called ignorant

Honestly, i thought you were gonna say something else then pmsl

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 22:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749485)
And how do we keep poppies in ship shape and bristol fashion? :shrug:

We would need to see the layout first before making any plans on trimming

damienp 24th June 2011 22:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 749489)
keeps edjecting various leaves and pollen over my car

Sounds a bit premature for this time of year :shrug:

damienp 24th June 2011 22:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749493)
We would need to see the layout first before making any plans on trimming

I think a bit of wee came out then. Flyer, pass the provisions please. :getmecoat:

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749485)
And how do we keep poppies in ship shape and bristol fashion? :shrug:

where is fair maiden this evening anyway , out on the ran dan no doubt :D

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749498)
I think a bit of wee came out then. Flyer, pass the provisions please. :getmecoat:

pampers on the way as wee :D speak D :D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 22:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749498)
I think a bit of wee came out then. Flyer, pass the provisions please. :getmecoat:

I mean poppy sounds the type of girl who would keep everything very tidy she might have already had a trim at it herself

Jay 24th June 2011 22:35

Ps I have landscaped a few properties. I know have a nice council communial garden that is maintained well by the council. Chuck the lawnmower, I've had a few:D:D

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749503)
I mean poppy sounds the type of girl who would keep everything very tidy she might have already had a trim at it herself

all smoke and MIRRORS rob :D

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 749510)
Ps I have landscaped a few properties. I know have a nice council communial garden that is maintained well by the council. Chuck the lawnmower, I've had a few:D:D

ive nearly [ha] sold me gaff and the newcomers are welcome to me beast of a PETROL mower ;)

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 22:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 749510)
Ps I have landscaped a few properties. I know have a nice council communial garden that is maintained well by the council. Chuck the lawnmower, I've had a few:D:D

Whats your views on bush trimming? do you like it trimmed right back or do you prefer them blooming?

damienp 24th June 2011 22:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749503)
I mean poppy sounds the type of girl who would keep everything very tidy she might have already had a trim at it herself

I think we can agree on that. She's been known to get the tools out once or twice a year.

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749519)
I think we can agree on that. She's been known to get the tools out once or twice a year.

Shes BIG on ebay is our pops ;)

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 22:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749519)
I think we can agree on that. She's been known to get the tools out once or twice a year.

You have to admire a woman whos not scared of getting her hands dirty

Jay 24th June 2011 22:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749516)
ive nearly [ha] sold me gaff and the newcomers are welcome to me beast of a PETROL mower ;)

Glad of your sale George. Nice one:}. My petrol mower did my head in. had a mind of its own:(

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749517)
Whats your views on bush trimming? do you like it trimmed right back or do you prefer them blooming?

I'd have to say from experiance, not to much one the trimming:D:D:D

damienp 24th June 2011 22:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749525)
You have to admire a woman whos not scared of getting her hands dirty

I do... but i must insist they're clean when she's in the kitchen. I dont like mucky pots.

damienp 24th June 2011 22:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749524)
Shes BIG on ebay is our pops ;)

Is she a seller or buyer, or does she do a bit of both?

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749527)
I do... but i must insist they're clean when she's in the kitchen. I dont like mucky pots.

Or fitments :getmecoat:

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 22:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749527)
I do... but i must insist they're clean when she's in the kitchen. I dont like mucky pots.

I cant see poppy being untidy i bet her plates are that clean you could eat your dinner off them

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749525)
You have to admire a woman whos not scared of getting her hands dirty

We are back to the sugar in the tank eh ???:D:D:p:

Jay 24th June 2011 22:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749517)
Whats your views on bush trimming? do you like it trimmed right back or do you prefer them blooming?

Have to say Rob that blooming is helpfull to our dwinderling bees.
I feel like Bill Odey.:D:D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 22:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749531)
is she a seller or buyer, or does she do a bit of both?

thing she said she does a bit of both

Jay 24th June 2011 22:50

Saw a programme about bee's and now I'm an expert:D:D:getmecoat:

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay (Post 749540)
Have to say Rob that blooming is helpfull to our dwinderling bees.
I feel like Bill Odey.:D:D

well you cant have him .:D

FLYER 24th June 2011 22:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749541)
thing she said she does a bit of both

:p::eek::eek::rolleyes::getmecoat:

damienp 24th June 2011 22:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749541)
thing she said she does a bit of both

What does she sell, has she ever said :shrug:

Jay 24th June 2011 22:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749550)
well you cant have him .:D

We keep him in a nest in these parts. Labled as the man who used to be in the Goodies:D

Martynp 24th June 2011 23:02

Just waded through 244 posts-----must say how refreshing it has been----
Humour makes life living & we Brits are pastmasters at the art, often against all odds.
Best wishes to all contributers here

damienp 24th June 2011 23:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martynp (Post 749560)
Just waded through 244 posts-----must say how refreshing it has been----
Humour makes life living & we Brits are pastmasters at the art often against all odds.
Best wishes to all contributers here

Hi martyn, its definately been backs to the wall time.... and here we are. Nice to you see ya pal :}

Martynp 24th June 2011 23:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749564)
Hi martyn, its definately been backs to the wall time.... and here we are. Nice to you see ya pal :}

Moving forward d, moving forward
Regards M:)
I see that inuendo is not dead either lol

FLYER 24th June 2011 23:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martynp (Post 749568)
Moving forward d, moving forward
Regards M:)
I see that inuendo is not dead either lol

subtle inuendo is a real winner senior manager :D

FLYER 24th June 2011 23:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749552)
What does she sell, has she ever said :shrug:

she sells sea shells on the sea shore :D

FLYER 24th June 2011 23:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martynp (Post 749560)
Just waded through 244 posts-----must say how refreshing it has been----
Humour makes life living & we Brits are pastmasters at the art, often against all odds.
Best wishes to all contributers here

Told you before MARTYN just go back 2 pages .;):D

Martynp 24th June 2011 23:19

Evening Flyer, trust you enjoyed your gardening leave----lol
Congrats on the new start!
Regards M

Your last, twas that to which I refered

FLYER 24th June 2011 23:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebyrd (Post 748998)
Yes it's Cilla (he wasn't far wrong)

ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART wouldnt say that :D

damienp 24th June 2011 23:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749579)
she sells sea shells on the sea shore :D

Well i wouldn't go that far for it :getmecoat:

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 23:21

well ive just had some bad news while my mom and dads been on holiday they have had a house fire it must have been a preety bad one too,
Fireman said to my dad theres good news and bad news, bad news is we couldnt save the house its been burnt to the ground, dad was distrought! but said well whats the good news? fireman said due to the heat your tomatos in the greenhouse should be ready a week earlier

FLYER 24th June 2011 23:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martynp (Post 749582)
Evening Flyer, trust you enjoyed your gardening leave----lol
Congrats on the new start!
Regards M

couple of days out let me do some interesting background work senior manager and i think it will pay off in the weeks to come ;).

FLYER 24th June 2011 23:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749588)
well ive just had some bad news while my mom and dads been on holiday they have had a house fire it must have been a preety bad one too,
Fireman said to my dad theres good news and bad news, bad news is we couldnt save the house its been burnt to the ground, dad was distrought! but said well whats the good news? fireman said due to the heat your tomatos in the greenhouse should be ready a week earlier

glad to see you have kept your sense of humour ROB , essential at this time matey .;)

FLYER 24th June 2011 23:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749587)
Well i wouldn't go that far for it :getmecoat:

yeah !! you would most likely pull a muscle :D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 23:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749594)
glad to see you have kept your sense of humour ROB , essential at this time matey .;)

im no good to anybody if i go down, i still got 3 kids to be here for

FLYER 24th June 2011 23:26

Right my wife has DEMANDED i come to bed , however it's not what you think and not what i had hoped for :drool4::D

Nite troops , be good .:D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 23:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749599)
Right my wife has DEMANDED i come to bed , however it's not what you think and not what i had hoped for :drool4::D

Nite troops , be good .:D

probably got some gardening work planned for you in the morning and wants you to get some sleep build your energy up

Martynp 24th June 2011 23:29

Time to clam up methinks
See you all
Best wishes Robbie, trust your last was in jest----keep it up!

River Clyde Connie 24th June 2011 23:30

I'm round at the mate's gaff, rat bottomed, can I say rat bottomed? lol

Whzt's been happening? Have i missed anything?:D:D:D:D

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 23:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martynp (Post 749603)
Time to clam up methinks
See you all
Best wishes Robbie, trust your last was in jest----keep it up!

fire yes the rest not sadly

laters martyn

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 23:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by River Clyde Connie (Post 749605)
I'm round at the mate's gaff, rat bottomed, can I say rat bottomed? lol

Whzt's been happening? Have i missed anything?:D:D:D:D

weve been talking gardening.

bush control mainly

damienp 24th June 2011 23:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749599)
Right my wife has DEMANDED i come to bed , however it's not what you think and not what i had hoped for :drool4::D

Nite troops , be good .:D

Nite pal. I've gotta take this mutt a for a stroll (In this weather and all).:(

ROBBIE G 24th June 2011 23:35

decisions..... do i sleep or go look for a another car to buy?

River Clyde Connie 24th June 2011 23:35

My mrs always keeps her allotment well maintained. Especially in spring when the tics are at their worst. :D:D:D

damienp 24th June 2011 23:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROBBIE G (Post 749613)
decisions..... do i sleep or go look for a another car to buy?

sleep, then when you wake up go and find a nice 260 to transport that family of yours around in :)

damienp 24th June 2011 23:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by River Clyde Connie (Post 749614)
My mrs always keeps her allotment well maintained. Especially in spring when the tics are at their worst. :D:D:D

Im the one in charge of the overgrowth round here. That way its done to my liking.

James.uk 25th June 2011 00:18

One can get Lyme disease from tics! and it aint nice!!

BTW, been playing in my car.. I think all snow mode does is to bypass first gear, everything else seems the same.

if that's all it does, then it would be usefull in town, get better mpg if you don't use first innit.. :}
...

River Clyde Connie 25th June 2011 00:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by James.uk (Post 749633)
One can get Lyme disease from tics! and it aint nice!!

BTW, been playing in my car.. I think all snow mode does is to bypass first gear, everything else seems the same.

if that's all it does, then it would be usefull in town, get better mpg if you don't use first innit.. :}
...

/ :D:D
Why don't we start a poll?

Does snow mode save you fuel? Can we really be better off riding the gears in our connies> lol:D:D

James.uk 25th June 2011 00:29

With a big engine and manual box, i always start in 2nd then change to either 4th or 5th.. The other gears come in handy for towing or going down hill sometimes.. :}
...

River Clyde Connie 25th June 2011 00:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by James.uk (Post 749637)
With a big engine and manual box, i always start in 2nd then change to either 4th or 5th.. The other gears come in handy for towing or going down hill sometimes.. :}
...

Is this with ploughing gear engaged?:D:D

James.uk 25th June 2011 00:49

?? why would I tow a plough with a car??? :shrug:

If it's a diesel ref I have never owned a manual diesel. :}
...

River Clyde Connie 25th June 2011 00:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by James.uk (Post 749641)
?? why would I tow a plough with a car??? :shrug:

If it's a diesel ref I have never owned a manual diesel. :}
...


I'll let you off then. :shrug::D:D

ROBBIE G 25th June 2011 08:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749618)
sleep, then when you wake up go and find a nice 260 to transport that family of yours around in :)

Im looking for a diesel estate which i think would be more practical for us with having the wheelchair, just spent over £1500 on the ZT and i love it but need something more practical right now

trikey 25th June 2011 08:33

Morning all :)

FLYER 25th June 2011 08:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by trikey (Post 749677)
Morning all :)

mornin trikey , im just away to make my darling wife some tea n toast .:getmecoat::D

Leyland Worldmaster 25th June 2011 09:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749681)
mornin trikey , im just away to make my darling wife some tea n toast .:getmecoat::D

Morning all, how is everyone? I'm hungry. And I want some treats...:D

trikey 25th June 2011 09:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749681)
mornin trikey , im just away to make my darling wife some tea n toast .:getmecoat::D


Mmm food sounds good!

FLYER 25th June 2011 10:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 749687)
Morning all, how is everyone? I'm hungry. And I want some treats...:D

Dreamies for you if your a good puss :D

FLYER 25th June 2011 10:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by trikey (Post 749702)
Mmm food sounds good!

Damn ,ran out of lurpak so we had scrabbled eggs instead .:drool4::D

trikey 25th June 2011 10:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749714)
Damn ,ran out of lurpak so we had scrabbled eggs instead .:drool4::D

Mmm eggs mixed with a board game.. interesting diet you lot have north of the border :getmecoat:

FLYER 25th June 2011 10:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 749687)
Morning all, how is everyone? I'm hungry. And I want some treats...:D

http://i1019.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0103.jpg.



This is our POPPY and yes we named her after pops on here , she turned up on our doorstep 3 years ago and decided to stay .:D

Leyland Worldmaster 25th June 2011 10:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749718)
http://i1019.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0103.jpg.



This is our POPPY and yes we named her after pops on here , she turned up on our doorstep 3 years ago and decided to stay .:D

This Poppy is lovely! Looks like a really chilled out cat! I've been a good cat so far, I haven't bitten anyone today!:D

River Clyde Connie 25th June 2011 10:34

Morning folks. The sherberts were super-flowing last night.:D

FLYER 25th June 2011 10:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by River Clyde Connie (Post 749724)
Morning folks. The sherberts were super-flowing last night.:D

I had a couple of cans of EXPORT , might invest in a nice red wine tonight .

The MOFFAT meet is tomorrow so dont want to wake up with a nippy heid :D

FLYER 25th June 2011 10:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by leopard680 (Post 749722)
This Poppy is lovely! Looks like a really chilled out cat! I've been a good cat so far, I haven't bitten anyone today!:D

I think she must be dressed cos she stays out all night yet hasn,t presented us with any kitts thank christ.:shrug:

damienp 25th June 2011 11:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749728)
I think she must be dressed cos she stays out all night yet hasn,t presented us with any kitts thank christ.:shrug:

Unwanted snacks are most welcome here :getmecoat:

FLYER 25th June 2011 11:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749747)
Unwanted snacks are most welcome here :getmecoat:

have a break , have a kit-kat.:D

damienp 25th June 2011 11:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749750)
have a break , have a kit-kat.:D

I've got 2 chocolate fingers here for you :D:D:D

FLYER 25th June 2011 11:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749755)
I've got 2 chocolate fingers here for you :D:D:D

A finger of FUDGE is just enough to give yours kids a treat [allegedly:getmecoat::D

damienp 25th June 2011 11:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749758)
A finger of FUDGE is just enough to give yours kids a treat [allegedly:getmecoat::D

Post reported. Post reported. Post reported. Post reported.
Miss. Miss. Miss. (Arm in the air) Miss. Miss.
Miss he's saying i do things when i don't. Miss. Miss.
Oh she's not listening, im telling the headmaster. :D:D:D:D:getmecoat::D

FLYER 25th June 2011 11:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by damienp (Post 749762)
Post reported. Post reported. Post reported. Post reported.
Miss. Miss. Miss. (Arm in the air) Miss. Miss.
Miss he's saying i do things when i don't. Miss. Miss.
Oh she's not listening, im telling the headmaster. :D:D:D:D:getmecoat::D

GRASS .:getmecoat::D

trikey 25th June 2011 11:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER (Post 749758)
A finger of FUDGE is just enough to give yours kids a treat [allegedly:getmecoat::D


Was that a Gary Glitter song? or did Jonathan King record it??

River Clyde Connie 25th June 2011 11:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by trikey (Post 749770)
Was that a Gary Glitter song? or did Jonathan King record it??

I think Heart's star Craig Thomson is re-releasing it on remix this week.:getmecoat:

trikey 25th June 2011 11:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by River Clyde Connie (Post 749771)
I think Heart's star Craig Thomson is re-releasing it on remix this week.:getmecoat:


Lol, nice one :D

FLYER 25th June 2011 12:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by River Clyde Connie (Post 749771)
I think Heart's star Craig Thomson is re-releasing it on remix this week.:getmecoat:

Somehow i dont think his career in football will last much longer .


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