Getting it right

FLYING BANANA · 19th February 2023, 07:58

A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven:

The gatekeeper of Heaven says. "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get in. First question: which two days of the week begin with T?"

The guy replies. "That's easy, today and tomorrow."

The gatekeeper says. "OK, I'll give it to you. Second question. How many seconds are in a year?"

The stupid guy says. "Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd... ."

The gatekeeper says. "OK, OK, I'll give it to you. Last question: what is God's first name?"

The stupid guy replies. "Howard."

The gatekeeper asks. "How on earth did you get Howard?"

The guy says. "It's right there in the prayer. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."

19th February 2023, 07:58	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,689 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	Getting it right A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven: The gatekeeper of Heaven says. "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get in. First question: which two days of the week begin with T?" The guy replies. "That's easy, today and tomorrow." The gatekeeper says. "OK, I'll give it to you. Second question. How many seconds are in a year?" The stupid guy says. "Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd... ." The gatekeeper says. "OK, OK, I'll give it to you. Last question: what is God's first name?" The stupid guy replies. "Howard." The gatekeeper asks. "How on earth did you get Howard?" The guy says. "It's right there in the prayer. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name." __________________ 234,780. Next tour starts on the 5/07/24. onen hag oll