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Number 6 · 23rd February 2017, 19:56

Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee, when a naked women runs across the fairway and into the woods.
Three men in white coats, one of them carrying two buckets of sand, are chasing her, and a little old man is bringing up the rear.
One of the golfers grabs the old man and asks, "What's going on?"
The old guy says, "She's a nymphomaniac from the asylum, she keeps trying to escape, and we attendants are trying to catch her."
The golfer asks, "What about the guy with the buckets of sand?"
The old man says, "That's his handicap. He caught her last time."

23rd February 2017, 19:56	#1
Number 6 This is my second home Rover 75 tourer Club CD/Limo Tints Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Meneac Posts: 6,759 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 1,609 Times in 869 Posts	Golf Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee, when a naked women runs across the fairway and into the woods. Three men in white coats, one of them carrying two buckets of sand, are chasing her, and a little old man is bringing up the rear. One of the golfers grabs the old man and asks, "What's going on?" The old guy says, "She's a nymphomaniac from the asylum, she keeps trying to escape, and we attendants are trying to catch her." The golfer asks, "What about the guy with the buckets of sand?" The old man says, "That's his handicap. He caught her last time." __________________ ] "I started out with nothing, and Ive still got most of it left!"